Donald Trump ( Falsely as President )
The USA's number one asshole: Donald Trump is a convicted for financial fraud, paying hush money to prostitutes, and sexual assault. He's accused of possible election rigging and conspiracy against the USA. He's also destroying the US's democratic order by overstepping his authority and ruling like a king. He's roiling the financial world and using his insider knowledge to enrich himself and his friends on the stock market. He's rewarding Russia for its war against Ukraine, thereby destroying the world order. He is a fascist, a narcissist, self-centered and incredibly deceitful and dishonest. He and his crew are the very last deceitful clan the USA has to offer.
James David Vance ( Falsely as Vice President )
The USA's number two asshole: James David Vance he's also an arrogant and self-absorbed jerk who, like Trump, is incompetent and clueless in politics, where he clearly doesn't belong. Likewise, his affairs with prostitutes, especially during his time in San Francisco, even though he was already married to his wife, lawyer Usha Chilukuri, don't reflect well on him. Now he's parroting Trump and crawling up his ass. What an immature asshole.
Pete Hegseth ( Falsely as Minister of Defense )
Pete Hegseth is seriously telling the public that Jesus Christ forgave him for his adulterous behavior. It makes you wonder, what was he smoking? This asshole is now our defense minister, blabbering about attack plans against the Houthis in chats with friends and family. Then he lies and denies everything, a behavior that has been consistent throughout his life. What a stupid asshole.
Robert Kennedy ( Falsely as Minister of Health )
As an anti-vaccine activist and supporter of conspiracy theories, he makes demonstrably false claims that have nothing to do with science. He's obviously still taking drugs. How is someone like that supposed to care about our health?
Elon Musk ( As Trump's ass-kisser )
He's obviously enthusiastic about National Socialism and fascism; it's a shame he didn't have to grow up under them. His embarrassing self-destruction and Trump's ass-kissing are completely destroying his initially good reputation. Hopefully, he won't be able to get rid of his cars and will become impoverished.