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Only assholes believe assholes. Do everything you can to avoid being an asshole, so that you no longer believe assholes. The path to a better world.

That asshole Trump is getting increasingly entangled in the Iran conflict

Because an asshole who shouldn't even be president is using the military to wage war against Iran, the Gulf region is turning into a powder keg. Asshole Trump is left with only three options. Option one: war including ground troops to topple the Iranian regime; this is rather unlikely due to the expected high casualty rate among his own soldiers. Option two: somehow striking an embarrassing deal; also rather unlikely, as it would mean a loss of face for Asshole Trump. Option three, and the most likely one is a continued series of airstrikes based on an "eye for an eye" approach. You`re right if you`re thinking this could go on forever; that`s just what happens when an asshole becomes president.

An asshole believes an asshole !

Fascist and asshole Trump believes fascist and asshole Putin when he says he has no intention of attacking a NATO country. Putin is just as certain not to attack a NATO country as asshole Trump is to cut taxes for ordinary people, or just as likely as the White House stopping its lies before Vance stops cheating on his wife, or Iran opening up the Strait of Hormuz before Hegseth understands anything about the military. These "equations of truth" ought to give us pause for thought; after all, they reduce us to a humiliated nation.

That asshole Trump is driving our scientists away to other countries

Due to ever increasing cuts to research institutions, more and more scientists are leaving our country; a massive regression in research is thus taking place. For anyone who didn't already know, that asshole Trump despises people who claim the Earth isn't flat. And so, our standards continue to plummet rapidly.

Fascist joy for fascist Trump

Naturally, Fascist Trump is delighted that fascists have won the election in Saxony-Anhalt, Germany. One would hope that the German Chancellor gives Fascist Trump the middle finger as, in fact, all heads of state from non fascist nations ought to do. Normally, one would simply ignore the filth spewed by assholes were it not for the fact that this country was once the world's model democracy.

Senate grills asshole Hegseth

Once again, he had trouble telling the Senate the truth. The senator kept pressing for details regarding the actual destruction of targets in Iran, but Hegseth kept giving stupid, evasive answers. His remarks on the attacks in Iran were cringeworthy. No wonder, he is an asshole from the Asshole.

Fat faced Vance suddenly admits to errors in handling the Epstein files.

Now, there is a show of contrition, pretending that mistakes were made regarding the release of the Epstein files claiming it would have been best to release everything at once, but that they were trying to protect the victims, which required time to redact various passages. While this is framed as being solely about protecting the victims, the real reason for the delay was the need to redact Trump`s transgressions so that nothing incriminating about him would come to light. That is the bitter truth!
It`s not that Epstein is a loss, but against this backdrop, it would be interesting to know how he really died after all, once in prison, there was no longer any reason for him not to ``sing``. And who would want to feature in that song ?

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